My youngest son came bouncing out of school, threw his back pack in the back seat and stated “I have a new assignment!”
Me: Oh really what is it?
Son: We have to do a biography on someone.
Me: Wow that might be interesting. Son digging in his backpack to read me the assignment.
Son: Ok we have to talk about their birth, education…… (he read off the sheet of instructions)
Me: Ok so who do you think you want to do your assignment on?
Son: Well teacher said we have to do it on someone already dead and I said “Cool, I will do it on Michael Jordan!”
Me (laughing): Honey, Michael Jordan is not dead.
Son: Yes Mom Michael Jordan is dead, he was the greatest basketball player ever, but that was a long time ago.
Me: No honey.
Son: MOOOOOOMMMM I bet you $100 Michael Jordan is dead. Mom he would be ssooooo old if he was alive.
So I grab my handy phone and called the expert.
Hubby.
Me on the phone: Hi honey, your son here bet me $100 that Michael Jordan is dead. Could you please help settle this bet.
I hear hubby on the phone with our son asking him, “Son how old do you think Michael Jordan is?”
Son: I don’t know Dad but REALLY, REALLY old, plus he is dead.
Well my husband proceeded to tell him Michael Jordan is alive and well. And he is at the ripe OLD AGE of 47.
Son was shocked.
And this Mom was left feeling every wrinkle of her almost 40 years.